Things we have learnt this week
Sometimes, in this weird little world of entertainment, we learn something awesome and exciting. This week has not been one of those weeks.
Things we have learnt this week….
- Most people don’t actually read all the words in an email.
- In Suffolk, seagulls are the size of chickens.
- Travelling back late at night, the chances are at least one major road will be closed causing a minimum of an hours delay.
- When driving on uncommon roads, watch out after flash floods – them pools be deeper than ye think.
- Don’t leave your jacket in the lighting box of a theatre – leave it with the rest of your equipment, it’s a long way to go back and get it!
- Drummers should not eat pot noodles in bed.
- Every office should have a ‘bullshit button’.
- Excel Spreadsheets are the devils work.
- Do not write ‘standing ovulation’ when you mean ovation.
- Pens are subject to the 3 second rule.
- Sharing Pizza with strangers is just weird, but shouting ‘don’t touch my slice’ makes you look weirder.
- The person who brings cakes to the meeting is the favourite instantly.
- Buying Vapo rub is always funny.
- Everyone wants to be an actor.
- Do not attempt to re-organise a garage full of show gear in the rain.
- Mice can swim.
- Gaffer tape fixes everything.
- Neil Sedaka is 5ft 5”
- If you live in Clacton you will eventually paint your water butt to look like a minion or fill your garden with ‘quirky’ ornaments.
- Vinegar is also known as ‘non brewed condiment with colour’.
- Don’t take a ‘short cut’ if you have never set foot in the place before.